New Year's Resolutions You Should Definitely Consider

A lot of people say they don't "do" New Year's Resolutions. Let me take a minute to say, "YOU SHOULD!" Why? Because you're not perfect and there are a couple of things you could be doing A LOT better!
Here are survey responses from Reddit.com listing the top complaints people have about YOU (well, not literally you, but people in general).

These behaviors must stop:

Hanging "Keep Calm and..." posters
Using unnecessary hash tags
Watching TV shows that include in the name "America's Best_____ " or "America's Top ________" or that end in Wars.
The word "twerking." You can still do the dance, just stop saying it.
The phrase "YOLO"
Kanye West and the Kardashians

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And here are things people should start doing:

Follow rules of a four-way stop when the traffic light goes out.
Allow traffic to merge like a zipper. It's been scientifically proven to get where everyone needs to go faster.
Stand to the right of an escalator so people can walk up the left side.
Count your groceries before entering the Express Lane.
Drive carefully in the snow EVEN IF YOU HAVE GREAT TIRES!
When using an elevator, let people off before you get on!
Park your car between the lines.
Learn to type.
Wait to let the water cycle before putting fish in an aquarium.
Sneeze into your elbow, not your hands.
Lift with your knees.
Learn to apologize so it sounds like you mean it.

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