When You’re Too Old To Do 21 Different Things—I’m Screwed!

A recent survey asked 1000 adults..." when you're too old to do
21 different things"--- Really!?!?! what am I supposed to do now? 

Using emoticons in your texts . . . 26.
Riding a skateboard . . . 26.
Wearing a Speedo at the beach . . . 26.
Voting for someone on "American Idol" or another reality show . . . 26.
Wearing a miniskirt . . . 27.
High fiving people . . . 27.
Wearing a crop top . . . 28.
Using acronyms like "LOL" in your texts . . . 29.
Being a guy with a ponytail . . . 29.
Having a body piercing . . . 29.
Getting a new tattoo . . . 31.
Watching trashy reality TV . . . 31.
Wearing a baseball hat . . . 32.
Wearing Crocs . . . 33.
Having a goatee . . . 34.
Wearing really high heels . . . 34.
Wearing a replica football jersey . . . 37.
Dancing at a nightclub . . . 37.
Doing crazy stuff at a bachelor or bachelorette party . . . 37.
Going to a music festival . . . 41.
Wearing a bikini . . . 48.