It’s Chucks Birthday!!

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

Looking fifty is great!!...(wait for it, wait for it).... if you’re sixty!!.

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened chuck!

it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years

The first year and a half of your life were the best!.....you couldn't talk

You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar…….. Yung No Mo

I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me take the badger out of the mailbox.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.