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My Suggestions for YOUR New Year’s Resolutions [LIST]


A lot of people say they don’t “do” New Year’s Resolutions. Let me take a minute to say, “YOU SHOULD!” Why? Because you’re not perfect and there are a couple of things you could be doing A LOT better!
Here are survey responses from listing the top complaints people have about YOU (well, not literally you, but people in general).

These behaviors must stop:

  • Hanging “Keep Calm and…” posters
  • Using unnecessary hash tags
  • Watching TV shows that include in the name “America’s Best_____ ” or “America’s Top ________” or that end in Wars.
  • The word “twerking.” You can still do the dance, just stop saying it.
  • The phrase “YOLO”
  • Kanye West and the Kardashians

And here are things people should start doing:

  • Follow rules of a four-way stop when the traffic light goes out.
  • Allow traffic to merge like a zipper. It’s been scientifically proven to get where everyone needs to go faster.
  • Stand to the right of an escalator so people can walk up the left side.
  • Count your groceries before entering the Express Lane.
  • Drive carefully in the snow EVEN IF YOU HAVE GREAT TIRES!
  • When using an elevator, let people off before you get on!
  • Park your car between the lines.
  • Learn to type.
  • Wait to let the water cycle before putting fish in an aquarium.
  • Sneeze into your elbow, not your hands.
  • Lift with your knees.
  • Learn to apologize so it sounds like you mean it.

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