Singled Out is Thursday night 9pm @ Jack Diddleys. you may want to memorize some of my Favorite pick up lines...Remember to use them responsibly!

 

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

 

Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

 

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

 

Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your butt is out of this world.

 

Are you a pokemon? because I choose YOU!

 

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

 

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

 

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

 

So, you're a girl huh?...I like girls

 

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

 

Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...

 

My name is Justin. Justincredible.

 

I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...

 

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?