Singled Out is Thursday night 9pm @ Jack Diddleys. you may want to memorize some of my Favorite pick up lines...Remember to use them responsibly!


You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.


Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.


You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.


Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your butt is out of this world.


Are you a pokemon? because I choose YOU!


Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.


I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.


I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.


So, you're a girl huh?...I like girls


When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.


Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...


My name is Justin. Justincredible.


I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...


I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?