More of Greg’s Pick-up Lines
Singled Out is Thursday night 9pm @ Jack Diddleys. you may want to memorize some of my Favorite pick up lines…Remember to use them responsibly!
You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your butt is out of this world.
Are you a pokemon? because I choose YOU!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
So, you’re a girl huh?…I like girls
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Hi, I have my own place… well, my own room… in my parents basement…
My name is Justin. Justincredible.
I can tell by the way you’re ignoring me that you want me…
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?