Apparently this is a real thing! Hey, if you want to grab that pruner and go to town on your shrubbery naked, go right ahead! The 13th-annual event promoting loving the planet and healthy gardening is Saturday, May 6,2017

The event is dedicated to making “non-sexual social nudity” more acceptable.

Here is a few reasons why I'm NOT going to participate

  • 1

    Bugs!!

    I absolutely hate wasps, spiders are stupid and mosquitoes are irritating. last thing I want to do is spray bug spray ALL OVER!!

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  • 2

    Trimming!

    Do I want to pull out the old Toro hedge trimmer and cut the snot out of my rose bushes completely naked? OUCH!

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  • 3

    The Sun

    sun block? .... oh yes, you must sun block everywhere! you wouldn't want to burn...ummmm...Knee caps!

  • 4

    Neighbors

    The last thing my neighbors need to see is Old man Delange fixing his sprinklers naked! Don't worry neighbors I got your back!

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  • 5

    Tools

    Ok, gardening naked and a hoe...nuff said!

    KPD