5 Reasons ‘World Naked Gardening Day’ Is a Bad Idea
Apparently this is a real thing! Hey, if you want to grab that pruner and go to town on your shrubbery naked, go right ahead! The 13th-annual event promoting loving the planet and healthy gardening is Saturday, May 6,2017
The event is dedicated to making “non-sexual social nudity” more acceptable.
Here is a few reasons why I’m NOT going to participate
I absolutely hate wasps, spiders are stupid and mosquitoes are irritating. last thing I want to do is spray bug spray ALL OVER!!
Do I want to pull out the old Toro hedge trimmer and cut the snot out of my rose bushes completely naked? OUCH!
sun block? …. oh yes, you must sun block everywhere! you wouldn’t want to burn…ummmm…Knee caps!
The last thing my neighbors need to see is Old man Delange fixing his sprinklers naked! Don’t worry neighbors I got your back!
Ok, gardening naked and a hoe…nuff said!