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5 Reasons ‘World Naked Gardening Day’ Is a Bad Idea

Apparently this is a real thing! Hey, if you want to grab that pruner and go to town on your shrubbery naked, go right ahead! The 13th-annual event promoting loving the planet and healthy gardening is Saturday, May 6,2017

The event is dedicated to making “non-sexual social nudity” more acceptable.

Here is a few reasons why I’m NOT going to participate


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1

Bugs!!

 

 

I absolutely hate wasps, spiders are stupid and mosquitoes are irritating. last thing I want to do is spray bug spray ALL OVER!!

 

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2

Trimming!

 

 

Do I want to pull out the old Toro hedge trimmer and cut the snot out of my rose bushes completely naked? OUCH!

 

3

The Sun

 

 

sun block? …. oh yes, you must sun block everywhere! you wouldn’t want to burn…ummmm…Knee caps!

 

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4

Neighbors

 

 

The last thing my neighbors need to see is Old man Delange fixing his sprinklers naked! Don’t worry neighbors I got your back!

 

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5

Tools

 

 

Ok, gardening naked and a hoe…nuff said!

 

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