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Greg’s World Famous Pickup Lines That Didn’t Work – I Wonder Why?

DISCLAIMER:  “With great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” — use them with caution! Also, you might get slapped if you use these.

  • Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven? Because your forehead looks kind of flat.
  • Was your father a thief? Because you look like you come from a rough family.
  • How do you like your eggs in the morning? With sausage and bacon, fatty?
  • Let’s play house as Ike and Tina Turner – I’ll slam you into a door all night long.
  • Can I flirt with you? You look hammered enough to do anything.
  • Have we met before? You look familiar. Have I seen you in my dad’s secret video collection?
  • Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day, hence the reason you’re all sweaty and stinky. You really should have a shower.
  • Do you workout? Because it appears you’re consuming more calories than you’re burning off.

 

 

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