Greg’s World Famous Pickup Lines That Didn’t Work – I Wonder Why?
DISCLAIMER: “With great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” — use them with caution! Also, you might get slapped if you use these.
- Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven? Because your forehead looks kind of flat.
- Was your father a thief? Because you look like you come from a rough family.
- How do you like your eggs in the morning? With sausage and bacon, fatty?
- Let’s play house as Ike and Tina Turner – I’ll slam you into a door all night long.
- Can I flirt with you? You look hammered enough to do anything.
- Have we met before? You look familiar. Have I seen you in my dad’s secret video collection?
- Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day, hence the reason you’re all sweaty and stinky. You really should have a shower.
- Do you workout? Because it appears you’re consuming more calories than you’re burning off.