WARNING:With great pickup line power comes great pickup line responsibility.

 

1. "Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you
aren't showing any interest."
2. "Do you have a raisin? No? How about a date?"
3. "Are you my appendix? Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me I should take you out."
4. "Girl, I put the STD in 'stud,' all I need is 'u.'"
5. "Are you a beaver? Because DAM."
6. "I think you dropped something." "What?" "Your standards."
7. Carry a bunch of limes, walk up to a woman, and drop them. As you start getting them off the floor, say, "Can you help me? I'm really bad at pick up limes."
8. "I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight."