Portland’s Naked Bike Ride Thing is Cancelled
And so the pandemic cancellations continue, this time ruining the best time naked folks could ever hope for...having a tiny bicycle seat jammed against their nether-regions, followed by nekked dancing and nekked camaraderie, I guess you'd call it. The event, I guess you'd call it, was scheduled for June 27, 2020, but now the nekked peoples must frolic with nothing on but a smile in a more socially distant manor. The participants, I guess you'd call them, are surely all very disappointed, but there are a few thousand bicycle seats out there breathing a sigh of relief.
Video below shows some of the party, I guess you'd call it from last year. Be careful. Once you start watching, you want to much to turn away but you can't. WARNING: Nekked freaks....I mean folks ahead: