Confessions of a Chocolate Lover
Warning: don't leave chocolate unattended in the office. This is a copy of the email that was sent to the entire KORD staff from our News Director, Faith Martin. Should we forgive her?
Okay, so I guess this is a public confession!
To Whomever: left chocolate in the control room studio! You should know that…Well, it’s a funny thing how my brain had me convinced they it must have been left there specifically as a gift for me!
Because I can’t imagine that they could possibly leave perfectly decent chocolate just lying around!!
So…It is now gone! FOREVER ON MY THIGHS!
And I beg your forgiveness! I seriously could NOT help myself! And it was gone before my conscious could even take control!
Sorry!
Signed,
“The chubby one with no control”