This just in!
According to the national Oceanic Atmospheric Administration, MERMAIDS DO NOT EXIST. quote, "no evidence of aquatic humanoids has never been found"

My mermaid thoughts:

well that's a shame,,, I can't stop thinking about that Daryl Hannah's  shell bra thingy

I thought for sure my ex girlfriend was a fish!

Pisces are people too!

At least we know Triton won't be your baby daddy!

"Superfriends" has a new opening...Aquaman is OUT!

OK , OK admit it...Ariel is hot!

sooooo when I go to the beach and cover my body with sand, waiting for a mermaid to notice me was a total waste of time?













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