My favorite bit of weird news this morning comes from a survey done in the U.K. They asked men if they'd be willing to dump their wife or girlfriend for one million pounds ($1.6 million). They also asked if they'd dump all their friends, give up fast food, give up alcohol and more. You won't believe how many said yes!

  • 9 percent of British men said THEY WOULD! That's 1 OUT OF 11!
  • 11 percent said they'd dump their friends.
  • 51 percent said they'd give up fast food for life (don't believe it).
  • 45 percent said they'd give up alcohol for life.
  • 37 percent said they'd be willing to be exhiled.
  • 23 percent would move in with their mother in law -- REALLY? That's it? You can buy a lot of ear plugs for $1.6 million.

The survey didn't ask women the same question. Probably because 100 percent of women saying yes would have been too depressing. What's that phrase? Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle?