Not to Be Creepy Or Anything, But Let’s Talk About Showering [POLL]

A new survey has revealed the average American adult showers 8 times a week for an average of 9 minutes. That totals 60 hours a year! That's two and a half full days! So, uh, how do you shower? I polled 100 women about what shampoo they use... 98 percent said, 'What are you doing in my shower?'

Woody and I agreed 8 times is about right for us -- once a day plus an extra after hard work like mowing the lawn. But I've got to tell you, I went to Vancouver, WA, to pick up some stuff for Terror Behind the Screen (our haunted house) and the guys down there were bragging about how long they go without showering!

Woody was joking about the 9-minute duration. Sometimes he just likes to stand in the hot water for 45 minutes!

That reminded me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets in trouble for showering too long so he heads to the YMCA to see how other men do it! See below for the video clip.