Greg’s Best Pickup Lines for Valentine’s Day

DISCLAIMER:  “With great pick-up line power, comes great pick-up line responsibility” -- use them with caution… because chicks dig ‘em!

• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

• Sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for valentines day but if you want  something sweet…

• Wanna go halves on a bastard child ?

• Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

• I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

• If this place was a meat market, you would be the prime rib.

• Look at the tag on their shirt and then say: "Oh, I thought you were made in Heaven!

• Hi, I'm suffering from amnesia… do I come here often?

• Hi, do you like this band? I SAID, HI DO YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?

• Hey, why don't we go behind a rock and get a little bolder...

• If you were a burger at Mcdonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.

• Do you like fondue? Because I'm fond of you.

• Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.