Disclaimer: These pick-up lines have powerful results, Use with caution! with great pick-up line power comes great responsibility!
I have Skittles in my mouth. I invite you to taste the rainbow.
If you were a phaser you would be set to stunning...
I ran across this ad from Badder Ink in Kennewick. I am all about tattoos and think this is a great idea. good job on the ad "I suck at Love" was awesome!
BADDER INK TATTOO ARTISTS BRING THE VIBE AND THE ART CULTURE INTO THE TRI-CITIES.
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This party makes a fun Valentine's Date. Painting Couples will create two 12"x16" canvases that when combined create the "world" with the Maya Angelou quote "In all the world there is no love for you like mine. In all the world there is no love for me like yours...
REMEMBER: with great pick-up line power comes great responsibility!
Once you get shot by cupid, the rest look just stupid!
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
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OK listen up DUDES! put the controller down!! walk away from the video game and start paying attention to your woman. Almost every guy that is into gaming and has a girlfriend is in jeopardy of loosing her.
Hey ladies rather than go insane on him, you should just leave him...
When you're new in a relationship you naturally think romantic thoughts and aim to please. But as your relationship stabilizes Valentine's Day becomes somewhat of a burden.
Atta Girl! One guy says, "This is the best first date I've ever been on in my life." Watch a professional stunt driver pretend she's new at driving a stick in a brand-new Mustang.
Tired of the chocolates and flowers? Are you totally over stuffed animals? You need to think outside the box this Valentine's Day. Here are some ideas: