Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Today In History: Oregon Blew Up A Whale!
Talk about "Throw Back Thursday", 50 Years ago today, Oregon Freed Willie's Insides!
New Scam Targeting Amazon Customers
When in doubt... DON'T CLICK THE LINK!
Police Remind Residents To Wear Pants Outside
"It's nice out today... but I think I'll leave it in!" - Unknown
Petition to Re-Open Fishing in Washington
The petition will be sent to Washington Department Fish Wildlife & Governor Inslee.
UFO Filmed In Seattle!
Weird orbs are filmed! It's an object, it's unidentified, and it's flying ... yep, a UFO.
Vancouver, WA Woman Mistakes Cheese for Soap
"I suspect I left it out when I was intoxicated and just forgot." - Miley
Violinists Play to Empty TP Isle
"Gentlemen It has been a privilege playing with you tonight."