I came into work with a note sitting on my chair...check THIS out!

Faith decided to start an avocado plant with the old tooth pick & water trick. After a few days she decided to drop it like a used transmission.

we saved this poor lil avocado plant and we won’t share our homemade guacamole when it’s harvest time! THEN somebody decides to kidnap our plant.

avocado plant stealer!


I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Avocado plant go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will take you out (and I don't mean for cocktails).