The 5 Worst Pet Names For Your Man

The 5 Worst Pet Names For Your Man

A pet name is very important. Please give your man a name that makes him feel like he's the king of your world. Here are a few examples of names given to me I hated.

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    Pumpkin


    Really? Are you calling me round and orange? Are you calling me fat? There's absolutely nothing cool about a pumpkin. I hated it.

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    Cuddle Bear

    Are you calling me hairy and squishy? Hey, let's play Barbies while we're at it. I hated it.

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    Snookie

    I think "Jersey Shore" ruined that one. Are you calling me FAT? Enough said. I hated it.

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    Love Bug

    Are you kidding? I have never seen a sexy/cute/manly bug! Every time I heard this name I would cringe! Never ever use the word "bug" in a pet name! I hated it. Although, I must admit, I used to call her a bug name: "Hi, Black Widow" --Bazinga!

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    Silly Willy

    ((crickets chirping)) Nothing silly about my Willy!

Always pick a name that compliments him:

A dude likes to be referred to as something manly or cool! Next time you pick out a name for your man ask yourself, is it cutesy? Is it a name for a hamster? Does it sound sissy? If you answer yes to any of the above, just don't do it! Recommended names: Stud, Tiger, Dragon, Superman, Badger, Machine Gun, Monster Truck, King Cobra and Ninja.

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