My New Pick-up Lines [WARNING]

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I asked my Facebook Peeps to give me some new cheesy pick-up lines for 4th of JULY. Here is what they said..

You must be a parking ticket.... Cuz you got FINE written all over your body

"you should come with a warning sign with all those curves and me with no brakes"

‎"wanna go halves on an orgasm?"

want to go check the new tires on my truck? then I can give you a ride in the parking lot.

I don't have much, but it will fill a stroller!

I might not be Barney Rubble but I can make your bed rock!

Will you be my date at my wedding?

there's something wrong with my phone... cuz your number isn't in it!

Have a great 4th of July! use these responsibly

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