Man on Portland-Bound Plane Launches Terrorist Urine Attack
A Portland-area man was asleep for most of his flight from Anchorage to home. He woke up in the middle of the night about 30 minutes from landing and began urinating on the seats... and passengers in front of him.
Once landed, Jet Blue staff detained the man, who again fell asleep until police arrived at 4:30 a.m.
He was charged with "misdemeanor offensive littering and third degree criminal mischief."
So peeing on other people is classified as "offensive littering?" You learn something new every day.