This is my view every morning, I think God is punishing me.

Here is a few examples of thoughts that run through my head while I'm working with Chuck.

*It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

*Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!

*You must have been born on a highway cuz that's where most accidents happen

*If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

*Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

*You must be the arithmetic man;.. you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply stupidity.

*Those EARS!

Just my thoughts , have a good weekend lil Buddy!

 

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