Some days there are so many stories that grab your attention, You don't know where to start.

Lets start here. A Chicago area car salesman was fired when he refused to take off his Green Bay Packers necktie. Webb Chevrolet general manager, Jerry Roberts, said he gave John Stone five chances to take off the tie, but he refused, so he was fired. The general manager went on to say, Stone was just salting the wounds of the Bears loss to the Packers in the playoff's. Note to the other salesman at Webb Chevrolet.If  you want to get rid of your general manager, I suggest you wear an Aaron Rogers jersey with a ford f-150 baseball cap. After they peel him off the ceiling, and upper management finds out he tried to fire the whole state of Wisconsin, there should be an opening for advancement.

Page two... A bartender in Victoria, British Columbia, has managed to brew up a cocktail that may be the beginning of the end for a childhood lunch favorite. At Clive's  lounge, you can order a Grilled Cheese and Tomato Martini, I will just let that soak in for a minute........................ The bartender uses his own batch of grilled cheese rum, ad's fresh-muddled tomato and basil, some salt, and last but not least, Glenfiddich Scotch Whiskey. The bartender ought to rename this thing, 'Tummy Ache'. I'm not sure I have had an off moment where I couldn't decide to drink , or eat a Grilled cheese samich. I think I will go to my favorite little haunt and order a chicken potpie margaretta, with a tatertot and gin chaser. Get on it, Janice

Page Three...A women in Louisville, Kentucky drove her truck into a tattoo shop, because the owner told her she was too drunk to get a tattoo. The tattoo shop had severe damage to the front of the shop, including allot of broken glass. Driving angry, the women went to a cemetery and knocked over several headstones. I believe this is a rule, If you are drunk,  and can't get a tattoo, take it out on dead people. All fun must come to an end sooner or later. The women decided to leave her truck at the cemetery, and thought it would be best to get a cab back to her hotel, where police arrested her. Listen up kiddies. If  you are plastered and drive into a building, then do  doughnuts on the grass at a graveyard, don't leave your ID at the scene of the crime.Here is a suggestion for a tattoo for this women. Across her forehead, 'Space Available'.

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