30 Best ‘Yo Mama’ Jokes — In Response to Big Jim

My coworker is upset I blocked him on Facebook (he committed a major Facebook sin: he goes on and on and on about his new relationship -- and I even warned him). He was trash talking me this morning, so here's my response:

• Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
• Yo mama so fat when she falls down she rocks herself to sleep trying to sit up
• Yo mama so fat her memory foam forgot
• Yo mama so unfamiliar with the gym she accidentally calls it James!
• Yo mama so fat when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food
• Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat next to evvverybody
• Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror it says, "to be continued"
• Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu
• Yo mama so fat her Patronus is a cake
• Yo mama so fat the Sorting Hat put her in the International House of Pancakes
• Yo mama so fat she needs two watches for when she crosses time zones
• Yo mama so fat my group photo is still printing
• Yo mama so fat she won't fit in a haiku
• Yo mama so old her Bible is autographed
• Yo mama so dumb when she hears it's chilly outside she grabs a bowl
• Yo mama so fat just thinking of her hurts bends my neck!
• Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula diabetes
• Yo mama so fat she doesn't need Internet -- she already world wide!
• Yo mama so huge Dora gave up!
• Yo mama so fat when she stands in the road traffic runs out of gas swerving
• Yo mama so fat she can fall from both sides of the bed at the same time
• Yo mama so poor at the park ducks throw bread at her
• Yo mama so dumb she waited for the stop sign to turn green
• Yo mama so fat her reflection quit
• Yo mama so fat when she wears stilettos she strikes oil
• Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family
• Yo mama so fat she closed Myspace (no more space)
• Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach Green Peace pushes her in
• Yo mama so fat she mistakes her scale for caller ID
• Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and made Skittles

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