It's a real website, it exists and now you can input how many rolls of toilet paper you have and how many times a day that you need said toilet paper and it'll calculate how you'll need to survive.
Remember Pen Pals? Remember when a stamp could send your feelings across the world, how meaningful and rewarding writing an actual letter was? With todays technology and high speed EVERYTHING writing letters are becoming more and more of a dying trend, even behind prison walls...