It looks like Santa needed a little help from the Kennewick Police Department as KPD on patrol came upon Santa pushing his motor-sleigh on S Washington.
"Santa Clause Conquers the Martians" was just re-released in Los Angeles and New York. But why if it's so bad? Because it's sooo bad! See the original trailer here:
Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
In the U.K., Santa got his beard stuck while rappelling down from the ceiling of a mall and dangled there helplessly for half an hour until someone freed him. Old Saint Nick may be hundreds of years old, but he really needs to work on making an entrance.
I have done this since I was a kid. I remember a very dark snowy Christmas eve in Spokane when I was very little and I asked my dad "How is Santa going to find us?"