Japanese Masticator Puts Chickens On Edge

The six time Nathon's hot dog eating champion wanted to try something a little different, chicken wings. Kobayashi was competing in his first {wing-eating contest}, and did he ever make the best of it. He ate 337 chicken wings in 30 minutes, beating his competition by 66 wings, bock bock. Kobayashi took home 20,000 dollars, second place got a Chevy Camaro. Should have given him a half ton truck. So when you put out the snacks for your big game party, don't invite these folks.  Patrick Bertoletti, 47 slices of pizza in 10 minutes, might as well have Domino's on speed dial. Serving sandwiches? don't let this guy in, Don Lerman 2.76 pounds of pork and chicken bologna in 6 minutes.  Oh look, Sonya Thomas is here for the chili cheese fries,run. She ate 8 pounds in ten minutes, gas x anyone? Cookie Jarvis takes one look at the fruit tray and laughs, he ate 8pounds, 15 ounces of grapes in ten minutes,BURRRRRP! Cool Hand Luke ain't got nothing on this guy, put out the hard boiled eggs and watch them disappear. Adrian Morgon popped down twenty in 80 seconds. Hey, just to be safe, let's put out a taco bar, good idea? Not if Sonya Thomas is around, 48 soft chicken tacos 11 minutes. Finally, if you're serving desert, say key lime pie, and Patric Bertolotti is around just stay back for your own safety. 10 pounds of key lime pie in 8 minutes, dang. So when serving food, and you don't think you'll have enough food, just think of the poor saps thatinvited one of these guys to their big game party.Eat lot's , enjoy the game, and get home safe, go Giants!