Warning:  don't leave chocolate unattended in the office. This is a copy of the email that was sent to the entire KORD staff from our News Director, Faith Martin.  Should we forgive her?

 

Okay, so I guess this is a public confession!

To Whomever:  left chocolate in the control room studio! You should know that…Well, it’s a funny thing how my brain had me convinced they it must have been left there specifically as a gift for me!

Because I can’t imagine that they could possibly leave perfectly decent chocolate just lying around!!

So…It is now gone! FOREVER ON MY THIGHS!

And I beg your forgiveness! I seriously could NOT help myself! And it was gone before my conscious could even take control!

Sorry!

Signed,

“The chubby one with no control”