Addicted To NASCAR? Take My Simple Test
Nascar racing is one of those sports where you either hate it or would do anything for your favorite driver, and even get into a fight over it. With that said, I have come up with my top ten signs you are a Nascar-a-holic. Feel free to leave me your top sign, you might be a Nascar-AHolic. Here we go.
10) You won't go to Home Depot because your least favorite driver is Joey Lagano
9) After a fender bender, you tell the cop it was your spotters fault.
8) Before a meal, your dad yells,'Boogity Boogity, Boogity Boy's, Let's Go To Eating'
7) You call off your wedding because you just found out your fiance is a Kyle Busch fan.
6) You refer to passing gas as, 'Taking A Little Air Off The Rear Spoilier'
5) When a cop pulls you over and tells you that you were going 80 in a 50, you argue and tell him you were going way faster than that.
4) Your favorite drivers fender collection in the front yard is not appreciated
3) You have a Greg Biffle autographed Good Year racing tire as an end table
2) you refer to your beer belly as a restricter plate
1) You consider hanky panky with you wife a form of 'Bump Drafting'
If you answer agree with any of these, welcome to the NASCAR family.