21 of the Best 'Lightbulb' Jokes You've Never Heard!

If you're like most people you haven't heard a good light bulb joke since you were in school. I'm about to change that! Here are 21 of the best ligh bulb jokes ever written and I guaranteed you haven't heard (most of) these!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They're efficient and not very funny.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. With a step ladder. They're short, not stupid.

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb has to want to change.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just let it burn out and follow it around for a few decades.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but nobody knows how they got in there.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two but it's cramped.

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

Sex.

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lighbulb?

None. That is a hardware issue.

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He changed the lightbulb before it was cool.

How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How long does it take a performance artist to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left after the first hour and a half.

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

7; one to do it, and 6 to stand around saying "psh, I could do that."

How many folk musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

5; One to change the lightbulb, and four to write songs about how much better the old bulb was.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there man!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3; one to change the bulb, and two to design the T-Shirts

How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room spins.

How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. You got a problem with that, pal?

How many cubs fans does it take to change a light bulb?

None they just talk about doing it next year.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it take him 100 tries.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a...

We should ride bicycles you guys!!

[SOURCE: Reddit]

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21 of the Best ‘Lightbulb’ Jokes You’ve Never Heard!