I will watch "Wheel of Fortune" with my wife on occasion -- or as I call it "wheel of torture" -- and I will surprise myself now and again and actually guess one of the puzzles before the real contestants, or my wife. There are times when the board will only be showing four or five letters, and someone will say, "I would like to solve Pat: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Applause! It's mind boggling to me how they do it, even my wife will do that sometimes. This brings us to last night.The total opposite of mind boggling: in fact the true definition of ' Brain Fart.' This guy makes it to the bonus round and picks all the right letters, so we thought. He had M-A-G_C   _A-N-D. The correct answer of course is magic wand. I don't want to spoil it for you, but he doesn't get it, see for yourself. After this aired I bet this guy went into hiding. Go team!