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"I suspect I left it out when I was intoxicated and just forgot." - Miley

If you get yourself in a tight spot, and there is money on the line, don't expect your buddies to help you out. Greg has a story today that proves my point. Gump file, Monday thru Friday at 6:00 am, on 102.7 KORD. Give this a listen, and if it moves ya, leave us a comment. Enjoy

Driving while talking on your cellphone should have the same punishment as a DUI, if you fail the field variaty test, it's off too Prison, Jail, The Cooler, The Poky, The Big house, Sing Sing, The Rock, The Pit, The Hole, The Slammer, The Concrete Cubical.