Santa Claus

Matt Damon dressed up as Santa Claus for a promotional ad for Water.org and tried to pawn water bottles off on kids. But if there’s one thing to be learned from this clip, it’s that most kids don’t want to hear about a clean water initiative during Christmas time.

I was gone one day, and when I return I see my morning show partner has put a post on the station website that wanted Santa to give a filter. What am I? Dirty water and air duct? Greg, Greg, Greg, you are a sad little man. In response, here is my little to Santa.

Dear Mom and Dad, Boy, I sure miss being home back on Mars.   It is very cold here with limited visibility on this  part of Earth.  During my week of study I've discovered strange human traditions centered around a holiday they call "Christmas".   I have learned many things.