Tonya, Tonya, Tonya. Why are you such a bad girl?

When I first saw this security photo, a Tonya Harding lookalike is what came to mind. Then I started reading the comments on the Richland Police Facebook post (below) and saw that I'm not the only one. For the youngsters, Tonya Harding is the queen of jealous hearts. She actually had her ex-husband attempt to break the knee or leg of a fellow Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan, who was prettier and a better skater. In the words of Brady Bunch dad, Mike Brady, "Remember kids, a winner never cheats and cheaters never win." The thread on the post below also has one comment that is pretty sure who this girl is. She names her by name and it's not Tonya Harding!

Attempting to identify individual associated with theft from Fred Meyer on 01/02/21. If you have any information, please call 509-628-0333. Case 21-00141.

Posted by Richland WA Police Department on Monday, January 4, 2021

Tell me you don't see the resemblance! Just looking at this makes my knee hurt.

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