Portland Man Pulls Kendall Jenner Pepsi Move At City Council Meeting; Panic Erupts

It's my turn to try and keep Portland weird.

A couple of days ago, Pistol Pete, the Iceman had some nice viral action of a dude sauntering down the street with a syringe behind his ear, like a man's man from a previous era would stash a smoke up there. You remember this guy, right?

Well now, we've got a full blown Kendall Jenner episode.

Kendall who? Episo-wha?

Quick backstory:

Pepsi came out with a ridiculous ad, which has subsequently been pulled, showing Kendall Jenner leaving a photo shoot to join a smattering of good-looking young "protesters" who rah-rah when she hands a can of Pepsi to a cop at the rally. Like all relations can be solved over a carbonated beverage. The spot has been mercilessly eviscerated on many social media platforms with varying degrees of scorn ranging from tone-deaf at least to trivializing and glamorizing protests dealing with serious social causes.

It got so bad that Pepsi was in full back pedal mode: