Pasco Subway Robbed by Mariners Hat Wearing Chick

I'm not sure if this was her plan and it all came to fruition, or she's just an opportunist, but for now, this alleged thief is running free (and belly full).

It's one thing to steal a sammich. A delicious sub sammich, no less. (Dang auto-correct...stop trying to change it to 'sandwich.' I'm in a sammich state of mind!) Nobody gets hurt and next time the clerk will know not to turn his back on her. (Isn't it just so, so sad that you can't turn your back for a second with some folks? Ridiculous.)  And just to really jack the poor guy over (who is hard-working, decent, honest, and making delicious sammiches), SHE STEALS THE MONEY IN THE FRIGGIN' TIP JAR! I don't know about you, but $30 less for a day's work would really pi$$ me off!

It's kinda funny about criminals and the old cliche that you can't judge a book by its cover. In the Facebook post below from the Pasco Police, you'll see that she looks like a nice girl BUT SHE'S  a l l e g e d l y  NOT. All this went down after 9 p.m. last Friday night, so if you know a Mariners-lovin' girl who looks like she might be nice but isn't, has a belly full of sammich and suddenly displays a few extra bucks, Pasco Police would like to hear from you.