Pasco Mini-Mart Robber Runs Away with Zilch
Really dude? You're gonna turn up the heat and risk jail while you get away with nothing? Look, I don't care if you're stoned, drunk or just stupid, but when you commit an armed robbery, you simply have to enjoy the fruits of your labors before you do your hard time! To get the cops hot on your trail when you actually stole nothing is like kissing your sister...your ugly one, not the hot one...with the hot one, there's at least some little pay off. But I digress.