My Thoughts On The Mystery Pumpkin

Each and everyday I drive by this ugly site, (It sits in front of the radio station). I'm sure it's here for a reason!...I just know it! my theories why

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Who would do such a thing?
I think it was Aliens...Oh ya, The pod people are laying egg's disguised as pumpkins. I jus know it!
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Chuck Hall!
Could be the work of Chuck, He likes to torture vegetables...weird huh?
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Initiation for the newbies?
I like this! we have two new guys working at the station "ANDREW & BEN" they stole my presents at the station Christmas party (white elephant)...therefore they will be initiated! Go clean it up boys :-D
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Who do you call?
The fire hydrant Marshall? Pumpkin police? Who is responsible for removal? Andrew & Ben...jus sayin
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Is this a test?
Our general manager Erik Vanwinkle has been known to strategically place items around the station to see who will clean it up...I won't! I won't do it! it's just plain Icky!

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