Oh Monday, Monday...you wake up cranky and all it takes is that one or two people to make you want to stab somebody! And that's exactly what went down early this morning in Richland according to a post by the Richland Police Department.

Apparently, these three fellas woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I guess it's possible that maybe they didn't even go to bed and were just wrapping up a nice weekend by 5 a.m. Monday. It happens. These weren't strangers, now. They all knew each other. But one cranky pants comment led to another and before you know it, the three are in a fist-swingin' melee. Now you've heard that shouldn't bring a knife to a gunfight, but if you want extra charges brought against you, always bring a knife to a fistfight. It was reported that at least one of the fellas brought a knife into action. I've never tried to stab anything but a pot roast, so I don't know how hard it is to hit a moving target. Pretty hard, I guess, because even with a knife in play, only minor injuries were sustained.

Now that everybody has had their injuries treated, these 3 early risers are hangin' out at the police station where investigators are trying to figure out who started what. Cranky pants one, two, and three are not in the mood to cooperate as of the writing of this post. Probably because 'snitches get stitches. My brother and I never played that chicken sh-- game. We tattled on each other like crazy and nobody ever got stabbed.

 

 

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