Mexican Standoff with a Rock Chuck Marmot [VIDEO]

For the last 10 days I've been trying to get rid of this crazed Rock Chuck a.k.a. Marmot.  This thing has NO FEAR! According to Wikipedia, Marmots are large ground squirrels that typically live in burrows, rock piles or in my case -  under my cement porch steps. Most Marmots are very social and use loud whistles to communicate with one another, especially when they're afraid.  Male Marmots can have up to four mates living in one burrow - that's why I named him "Hef".  He's quick, sneaky, cut as a bug and enjoys watching my family through the window.  Watch the video of Hef as he taunts me through the window.