Mail Theft is Smokin’ Hot in Benton County Right Now
I can understand why someone would want to steal a package from your porch. It could be a golden nugget from Amazon or delicious cookies from aunt Margaret. I can understand why someone would want to steal a package from your porch. It could be a golden nugget from Amazon, or delicious cookies from aunt Margaret.
But why would scumbags want to steal your mail? I don't ever really get anything important in the mail. Oh I get plenty of bills, a bunch of junk mail, and maybe a notice to renew my subscription to Miniature Donkey magazine. And don't forget the constant offers from Spectrum. Hey you guys had your chance to keep prices reasonable, there are much better options for TV watching now!
Due to a recent rash of Mail Thefts, we would like to inform the community of a service offered by the United States...
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