Kennewick Police Seek Conehead Hat Woman
Kennewick Police would like to talk to the Conehead Hat Woman pictured. It is not known if she is going as a Conehead for Halloween or is an actual Conehead from the planet Remulak. Does she claim to be from France? Does she call her friends "Earthlings?" Does she drink entire 6-packs of beer at once or talk in a fast, nasal, monotone? If you see her, maintain low tones and contact the cops.