The thing I hate most after you crash your car into a tree is having to explain what happened. I mean c'mon, I may or may not have been drinking and I hit a tree, okay? Do we really have to sit around and talk about it? Is it that dang important that you get every little detail about my little 'oops?'

Apparently it is, but the driver fled anyway. He didn't get too far.

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