Keep It Simple Stupid

Drug smugglers use many different methods to get drugs into the United States. I've seen tunnels,car tires filled with dope, people trying to smuggle drugs inside and outside of their bodies, but ding ding, we have a winner.

About twenty yards from the U.S. border near Hermosillo, Mexico, army officers discovered the new super weapon for smugglers trying to get the goods over the border. Rockets? invisible airplanes? or maybe, remote controlled, drug filled, life like robot armadillo's. Not so fast Sparky. Drug kingpins have gone back to basics. A Mexican army officer stumbled across the next big thing. It's a 12 foot tall catapult, mounted on a flatbed trailer,  being pulled by a very stealthy SUV.  Mexican officials said it was capable of launching a 4.4 pound bag of  marijane into the promise land. 'Holy potpasser Batman'. Laugh it up, it's quiet, portable, and doesn't require a large group of people to operate. National Guard troops who operate a remote surveillance system,  actually caught people flinging drugs across the fence last week. Apparently,  it took this long to stop laughing ,  so the men could report it to upper management. I picture 10 to 15 men sitting around a campfire in Mexico, discussing the woes of getting the drugs to their dealers. Then, after smoking most of the prof fit for that week, one brave, very loaded individual staggers to his feet, and with out laughing, says. "what about a catapult".  After all the men present at the fire stop laughing, it's early the next morning. then slowly, one by one, the men start to gather wood for the catapult. Drug dealers and drug smugglers ain't funny, but until our government comes up with a real solution, stories like this will tickle my funny bone. Kids,say no to drugs.