Seahawks Win May Have Saved Washington From Disaster

Did the Seattle Seahawks single-handedly save the Pacific Northwest from a natural disaster? The normal person would say no, of course not. But we conspiracy theorists and hardcore fans may beg to differ, especially after cryptic social media posts surface.

A Warning From The Mountain

Washington received quite a warning from one of our most famous mountains in the early hours of January 17th, 2026, in the form of a blunt and threatening tweet on X.

“If the Seahawks don’t win today, I’m taking out the west coast” – Mt. St. Helens

That was the warning. Many were worried, many laughed, but looking at the results of the Seahawks’ game against the 49ers, it was a threat they didn’t want to risk.

With Seattle dominating San Francisco with a final score of 41 to 6, the Seattle Seahawks may have indeed saved the West Coast from a repeat of May 18th, 1980.

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For those who think this is clearly a joke, keep in mind that there have been 18 earthquakes within the past 30 days in the Naches, Washington area, including one above a magnitude 2. That may be small, but added to the online threats from the topless mountains, one can never be too cautious.

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And just so you know, after the Seattle victory, Mt. St. Helens showed its gratitude by posting a photo of itself surrounded by Seahawks flags and fireworks.

READ MORE: The Day The Mountain Blew: remembering Mount St. Helens Eruption

Just so you know, a similar threats where made by The San Andreas Fault on it's X account, and since we know nothing happened down there after the Seattle win, we know who is blowing smoke vs can actually blow ash!

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Let’s hope another threat against Washington doesn’t come before the next game, and if it does, the Seahawks will rise to the occasion to save all of us, once more.