If Yakima is The Palm Springs of WA, What is Tri-Cities?

Many towns have cheeky signs meant to invite tourists and get an eye roll from residents.

Yakima is known as the "Palm Springs of Washington," which is heavily disputed by some Tri-Cities residents.

Each of the cities actually does have its own sign, but what would a "Welcome to Tri-Cities" sign say?

I've come up with some, but I'm open to ideas!