City of Pasco Offers Morning Commuters a ‘Special Deal’

No citations and no going to the hospital with this special deal! Good thinking, you guys! I love your 'special deal!' Uh...you forgot the disclaimer. All special deals need a disclaimer, right? I'll help with that, I'm a professional:

Offer good while supplies last. Not available in all states. See local law enforcement for details. An additional doc fee may be added to the sale. Member FDIC.