According To Women, No Man Is Perfect…Wait, What?

What's the one thing your man does that makes him imperfect? About 30% of women believe their man is perfect, what the french, toast. I'm not perfect by any means, just ask my wife or girlfriend, just kidding, my girlfriend thinks I'm perfect. Seriously men, you want things to go better at home, listen up.

O.K. men the cards are stacked against us, apparently a large number of us are not the perfect specimen. I say if you don't cheat, lie and wear her clothes, it should be smooth sailing for the most part, right? Not so fast Sparky. Most women say looks aren't everything, but they are in the top three thing women look for in perfection,go figure. If you have a sense of humor and a super duper personality, that seems to get the ball rolling according to women. I say bunk! Be nice to her cat or her ugly,yappy tiny dog, and tell her how much you like her porcelain clown collection, and we have clearance clarence. Also men, if you would like to stay just above the imperfection line, don't leave you wet towel and underwear on the bathroom floor after a shower, and put the toilet seat down,who knew? Above all men, if you dig the chick your with, even if you have to pretend, get along with her family and friends. After a family gathering, never tell your gal you think her mom could lose a few pounds, or her dad reminds you of a peeping tom, very bad idea. Never tell her you think her best friend from college is a hottie, that's a no brainer, instead you say she seams like a nice person. Men, you should do what you can around the house to make things go a little better, and make yourself look more perfect, plus she just may overlook the fact you sat around all weekend playing video games. Bottom line men, perfection is a perception, bend but never break. Is ther such a thing as the perfect man or women?