The Top 7 Reason to Steal the Doggie Style Hot Dog Cart

You've probably heard that the Doggie Style hot dog cart was stolen in Richland on Saturday night. Pretty much every single person here at Townsquare Media that I've talked to about this incident says the same thing...WHY?

You can't use it in public...it's got the Doggie Style Gourmet logo. You could re-paint it, but anyone showing up with a new hot dog cart right now is going to pretty much be under the microscope. The cops and everyone on social media are looking for it.

They wouldn't steal it to use it at home, would they? What, you can't boil water?

So I came up with a few reasons that someone might steal the DOGGIE STYLE HOT DOG CART:

**You love weiner dogs and you think they're serving actual Dachshund meat.

**You're a secret agent for Between the Buns.

**You mistakenly thought it was part of an illegal puppy mill transport system.

**You stole the Doggie Style cart because you wanted to do something behind your wife's back. (Boom!)

**You were totally tweaked and hot dogs sounded really, really good (get some Funyuns and Twinkies too).

**Your buddy Dave dared you to steal it. (Dave's still serving time for that Tumbleweeds burrito heist)

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO STEAL THE DOGGIE STYLE HOT DOG CART IS....

**You only believe in Missionary Style Hot Dogs!

That's me laughing at my own jokes. :-)