Taylor Swift, Don’t Get a Boob Job!

Top gossip rags report a Taylor Swift "inside source" says she is very serious about getting breast implants to boost her love life. DON'T DO IT TAYE TAYE!

I know A LOT of women with implants so I'm about to get in big trouble here, but there's something just not quite right about women who think they need a boob job.

All women think all men prefer big boobs and it's just not true! My ex was like a boy  -- flattest of all women -- but it didn't bother me at all.

I asked around the office (don't tell HR) and the consensus was boob jobs are a red flag that the woman is concerned with her self esteem. And how serious they were I don't know, but all the men I asked said it would give them reservation about getting too serious with that woman.

That doesn't mean they won't have a fling. So if Taylor Swift thinks a boob job will boost her love life it probably will, but it's not a good boost. It won't bring her happiness.

And if it's for image and not for love, I think it will hurt your image. Your crowd is the Kelly Clarkson, Miranda Lambert, Faith Hill, Carrie Underwood, Kellie Pickler, Adele, Ellie Goulding, Colbie Caillat crowd. Don't be competing with that tramp Miley Cyrus and Katie Perry! You're way better than them.