Kennewick Walmart Thief Flees and Runs Square Into Glass Door

**BOOM** That's gotta hurt!

Hey you know what it's like when you're in a hurry and just not paying attention to your surroundings. But for us, it's usually something like bonking your head in the clothes closet or creating a cave-in of cans in the pantry. It was a little more serious for this fella. He ran smack-dab into a glass door when Walmart theft prevention dudes (and maybe dude-etts) spotted him trying to walk calmly out with a cart full of goodies that he didn't pay for.

This dumb ass is 38 years old. I get that kids will do stupid stuff like this but day-umm. Then again, I was never a drug addict so maybe that's what it is. Or he's just a dumb ass.

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